information concerning "the forbidden dance"

1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restrict blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

the most random survey ever...

This may just be the most random survey you've ever taken!!

What is your best friend's Mom's name? in HS it was Virginia, now its Susan (my wife's mom!)

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Beside my nose and on that little jut-out of skin on my upper lip just underneath the nose.

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? French teacher...Miss Hollandsworth...a lotta the guys in class wanted to go to Holland so much, they thought it was worth it....(grin!)

Have you ever made out in a movie theater? kinda sorta yes...

What's the strangest talent you have? I can annoy people...

What's your favorite flavored Pringles? White Cheddar, and gimme STAX please, they are more hearty and hold up better...

Have you ever been tied up? cant say that I have...

Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I parallel park, I'm not afraid...

How many times have you been cussed out? too many times to mention, and for reasons that really didnt warrant it...

Have you ever been to a gay bar? yes, by mistake a couple of times, on purpose once to see and support a friend. I am secure in my sexuality...

Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? cant say that I have any knowledge of such

Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? oh, yeah....

What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I cant say...

Have you ever bitten your toenails? no

How do you normally eat your cookies? with milk, dunked

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? to be honest I have never been...

Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? not by choice, but the cats do get up on the bed and I have awoke a couple of times to being sat on...

How often do you clean out your ears? once every couple of days.

Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? fold...more surface area that way

About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? that has been done to me, not since my freshman year of HS, that has been created by movement, at least a couple times a day...

Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? if you call a personal shaver a foregin object to take out nose hair, then yes...

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? asking for directions from drunk people...

Have you ever been drunk at work? nope

Do you want to bring sexy back? as long as I'm here...it never left!

"who was your first" quiz...

1. Who was your first prom date? didnt go to prom

2. Who was your first roommate? at first, my brother, then it was Chuck Robertson, a friend from Rolla, in college... In fact, other than the one dude from Lebanon, MO, all of my college roommates were from Rolla, and I ended up marrying a girl from just south of there, so...

3. What was your first alcoholic drink? 905 beer..didnt like beer...

4. What was your first job? newspaper boy

5. What was the first job you got fired from? parking garage attendant, was fired because of the actions of another, or lack of said same actions...

6. Who was the first person you texted today? I dont text anymore

7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning? charlie

8. Who was your first grade teacher? I dont remember her name but she was nice...

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Houston, TX

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was with you? never had to...

11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them? Mike Hogan and yes, we still keep in touch...

12. Where was your first sleep over? Mike Hogan's house

14. Whose wedding were you in the first time? my brother Paul's

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning? wake up, get out of bed, run a comb across my head...

16. What was the first concert you ever went? BJ Thomas back in the 70's...mom took us with her...

18. List the countries you have been to starting with the first? USA, Canada, Mexico

19. First crush? Carol Ann Mason in 1st Grade - I started early...

20. When was your first detention? for tardies in Junior High and for making noises in math class

21. What was the first state you lived in? always have lived in Missouri

22. Who was the first person to break your heart? Carol Ann Mason in 1st grade...

23. Who will be the first to repost this? who knows??

Repost as Who Was Your First? :)

you and your spouse survey...

1. Who is your man/woman? Maureen

2. How long have you been together? It will be 20 years in December 2009

3. Dating/Engaged/Married? Married

4. How old is your man/woman? 40

5. What's his/her middle name? Elizabeth

* * * * * You or your man/woman * * * * *

1. Who eats more? I do

2. Who said "I love you" first? I did

3. Who weighs more? I do by about 75-100 lbs

4. Who sings better? I do, I have had some singing training, she hasnt

5. Who's Older? She is by 4 months

6. Who's smarter? I am in certain things, she is in others

7. Who's temper is worse? mine when it comes to interpersonal things, hers when it comes to child disipline.

8. Who does the laundry? lately her because she is home at the right time to do it...but in the past it was me

9. Who does the dishes? lately she does, same reason, but in the past it was me

10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? she does, even though she's left handed and slaps me at night accidentally when we sleep.

11. Who's feet are bigger? mine

12. Who's hair is longer? hers

13. Who's better with the computer? I am

14. Who mowes the lawn? she does the gardening. A grass pollen allergy prevents me from doing that

15. Who pays the bills? We both do

16. Who cooks dinner? We both share this responsibility, but I am the better cook...but she's learning...

17. Who drives when you are together? Depends.

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner? I usually do since I am presently allowed to controll the finances...

19. Who's the most stubborn? we are both pretty stubborn.

20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong? I am

21. Who's parents do you see more? mine since they are in town, her's are in central MO

22. Who named your pets? Our cats were named by each of us, our turtles by our son.

23. Who kissed who first? She had to make that first move...

24. Who asked who out? I asked her

26. Who's more sensitive? I am by far

27. Who's taller? I am (she's 5'8" I'm 6'0")

28. Who has more friends? she does, I tend towards being more antisocial

29. Who has more siblings? I do, I have 5 she only has 2

30. Who wears the pants in the relationship? I thought it was both of us, and I tried to make it an equal relationship, but it tips during certain stages of life back and forth between us.

my 24 minute survey

Starting Time: 9:33am

name: David

Sisters: 1

Brothers: 4

Height: 6'0"

What are you wearing? Thats a rather personal question...shirt and pants

Favorite Number: 3 and 9

Favorite Drink: Iced Tea

Favorite Month: March

Favorite Breakfast: Denny's grand slam

* * * * * Have You Ever... * * * * *

Broken a bone: yes

Been in a police car: yes, 3 times

Been on a boat?: yes

Swam in the ocean: yes

Fallen asleep in school: yes, too many times to mention

Cried when someone died: yes

Saved emails: I save all mine...

* * * * * What is... * * * * *

what is right beside you? right: doorway. left: closet door

what is the last thing you ate? Beef stew

* * * * * Ever Had * * * * * *

Chicken pox: yes. when I was 9

Sore throat: several times, every allergy season

Stitches: yes

Broken nose: no

* * * * * Do You... * * * * *

Like picnics? Yes

Like school? yes

* * * * * Questions * * * * *

Who was the last person you danced with? my wife

Who makes you smile? my son

Who did you last yell at? both of them

* * * * * Final Questions * * * * *

Listening to right now? tv - free Showtime this weekend, watching a movie

Hated someone in your family? yes and no, hate not really, dislike is the better word.

Diamond or pearl? Didnt Sheila E ask this question in the Glamourous Life?

Indoors or outdoors? I love the outdoors...especially in the fall, in the summer bugs think im extreemely tasty.

* * * * * Today did you * * * * *

Talk to someone you like? Yes

Get sick? No

Sing: Yes

Talked to an ex: no

Miss someone: yes

* * * * * Last person who... * * * * *

was in your bed besides you? our son Charlie...he didnt wake me up yesterday and he was late to school.

you talked to on the phone? my brother, Stephen

made you cry? my wife

Went to the movies with? my wife

Went to the mall with? my wife

* * * * * Travel * * * * *

Been to Europe: no and want to go soooo bad...

Been to Asia: no and want to go soooo bad, but not as bad as Europe

Been to Russia: no

Been to the Bahamas: no

Been to Mexico: yes

Been to Canada: yes and want to go back sooooo bad...love it there

Been to Africa: no

* * * * * Random * * * * *

Do you like someone at the moment? of course

What books are you reading right now? several books involving staying solvent financially.

Best feeling in the world? hearing Charlie or his mommy tell me they love me.

Future kids names? Girl Genievieve, Boy I have no idea.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? no but Charlie does and when he sleeps w/us Teddy and Mumble (stuffed penguin and stuffed bear) are his constant companions.

What's under your bed? dust, a cat, products from that cat, snack stuff from Maureen (I can always tell when she's cheating on her diet from the wrappers under the bed...)

Favorite location? Southern Ontario Canada

Who do you really hate? hate is such a wasted emotion, disliking someone's actions is more like what the emotion I feel is. I cant really hate anyone...

Do you have a job? yes, I work in customer service...nuff said

Whats your favorite color? blue

Are you lonely right now? I always feel lonely, then the voices in my head tell me to do things and I dont feel so lonely then, because I have the voices...yes..the voices....muhahahahah. Actually, all through my life I have never felt really part of anything productive or positive..I think it comes from being from a broken home...

Finish time: 9:57am

With however long it took you to complete this, post as "my 24 minute survey"

a handwritten greeting...

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," and getting sick of it, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, and then to NASA. Eventually they asked Britain's MI-6 for help.

Within a minute, MI-6 called the White House with this reply, "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

Mice and men: space gerbils blaze trail for humans to Mars

Mice and men: space gerbils blaze trail for humans to Mars

Fri Sep 14, 3:29 PM ET

MOSCOW (AFP) - Ten gerbils took off from the Russian-run Baikonur space centre in Kazakhstan on Friday for a 12-day voyage to test the possible effects of a human mission to Mars, an official said Friday.

A Foton-M spaceship with the rodents on board took off on a Soyuz rocket, mission official Anfisa Kazakova told AFP by telephone.

The rocket is to include a cage with 10 rodents with the aim of studying the physiological and biological effects of long-term flights, she said.

The small mammals, related to rats and mice and often used as pets by children will be kept in cages containing cereals, nuts and dry grapes. Special equipment will be used to clean their excrement in the weightless conditions.

The gerbils will be filmed in their special environment, where day and night will be simulated, while the ventilation and temperature will be closely controlled.

Information will be regularly transmitted to Earth, but their film will only be viewed on their return to earth, Kazakova said.

The landing will be similar to that experienced by human cosmonauts, but the welcome will be decidedly cold, with several of the rodents to be dissected.

Editor’s Note: No mention has been made of any interest whatsoever from activist and apparent gerbil enthusiast Richard Gere…

Be Forwarned!!!

Be Forwarned!!!

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. It is apparently only being passed around at various places of employment throughout the land.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer or WORK. If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely!

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as:

Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract or WINE

or

Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter or BEER

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Number of Lefties Bounces Back

Number of Lefties Bounces Back

Andrea Thompson

LiveScience Staff Writer

LiveScience.com

Mon Sep 17, 2:45 PM ET

Lefties have been bouncing back in recent decades, following a decline in the beginning of the 20th century, a new study shows.

While lefties currently make up about 11 percent of the population, earlier studies found only 3 percent of those born in 1900 were left-handed. These claims led Ian

Christopher McManus of the University College London and his colleagues to learn more about this change.

"Left-handedness is important because more than 10 percent of people have their brains organized in a qualitatively different way to other people," McManus said. "That has to be interesting. When the rate of a [variable trait] changes, then there have to be causes, and they are interesting as well."

To tease out the cause of the lefties' decline in Victorian times, the researchers looked at a series of films made between 1897 and 1913 by early filmmakers Sagar Mitchell and James Kenyon, whose body of work forms the largest collection of early non-fiction films in the world.

McManus and his team identified 391 arm-wavers in the films and compared the number of lefties and righties in the old movie to a more modern "control group" formed by searching for "waving" with Google Images.

About 15 percent of the people in the old films waved with their left hand, compared to 24 percent of lefty wavers in the Google search, the study, published in the Sept. 18 issue of the journal Current Biology, found.

The researchers compared these results to previous studies of handedness in writing and found that left-handed waving is more common than left-handed writing.

After correcting for this bias, the researchers found that "the earlier Victorian rates of left-handedness are broadly equivalent to modern rates, whereas rates then decline, with the lowest values for those born between about 1890 and 1910," McManus said.

The lefties in the Victorian films were typically older, which rules out the possibility of higher rates of mortality among lefties.

The most likely reason that lefties dropped in numbers at the turn of the 20th century was possible social influence brought about by universal education and the industrial revolution. These two factors would have forced lefties into the spotlight as they learned to write in the classroom or clumsily used machines built for right-handers.

"That would have exacerbated the stigma that any visible minority can experience, and the result could have been that left-handers found it more difficult to find marriage partners, marrying later, and hence having fewer children so that fewer of the relevant genes went into the gene pool," McManus told LiveScience. "And we do have evidence that around the turn of the 20th century left-handers had fewer children than right-handers."

Obtained from Live Science.com via Yahoo! News…

Corn maze bears President Ford likeness

Corn maze bears President Ford likeness

Sun Sep 16, 2:48 AM ET

RICHLAND, Mich. (AP) - It's a corny tribute to the late Gerald Ford — and it can be fully appreciated only from the air.

A farm not far from where Ford grew up created a maze in a cornfield in the likeness of the nation's 38th president, who died last December.

Each year, Gull Meadow Farms near Richland cuts a maze in its corn fields. A company that specializes in corn maze design drew up the plans for the Ford portrait, which says PRESIDENT FORD across the top and THANKS below.

"Instead of just creating a path for people to travel through, we decided to make it a tribute to the late President Ford," said Justin Wendzel, a spokesman for the farm.

Ford was 93 when he died Dec. 26 at his home in Rancho Mirage, Calif. He grew up in Grand Rapids, about 42 miles north of Gull Meadow Farms, and represented the area in Congress for years before becoming president in 1974.

In Praise of Cards/Cubs September 2007 weekend...part 4

A Cardinals fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Cubs fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Cubs jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerves back just missing them.

One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father" said the man, "I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the passenger seat and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Cubs fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Cubs fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

In Praise of Cards/Cubs September 2007 weekend...part 3

Four baseball fans - a Red Sox fan, a Yankees fan, a Cardinals fan, and a Cubs fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Red Sox fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Red Sox!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Yankees fan shouts, "This is for the Yankees!" and throws himself off the mountain.

The Cardinals fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for everyone!" and pushes the Cubs fan off the mountain.

In Praise of Cards/Cubs September 2007 weekend...part 2

A family of Chicago Cubs fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Cardinals jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Cardinals fan and I would like this St. Louis Cardinals jersey for my birthday."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and says, "Go talk to mother."

Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" he says.

"Yes, son?" she replies.

"I've decided I'm going to be a Cardinals fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday." he states holding up the jersey.

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Cardinals jersey in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?" he says, in a more terse tone.

"Yes, son?" he says, beaming with the pride a father feels that his younger son is starting to take an interest in things he likes.

"I've decided I'm going to be a Cardinals fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday." He holds up the jersey with a terse expresson on his face.

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good! And what is it you learned?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Cardinals fan for an hour and I already hate you Cubbie fans.

In Praise of Cards/Cubs September 2007 weekend...part 1

On the first day of school a first grade Chicago teacher explains to her class that she is a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Cubs fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Cubs fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Cubs fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Cardinals fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Cardinals fan?"

"Because my mom is a Cardinals fan and my dad is Cardinals fan, so I'm a Cardinals fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Cardinals fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Cubs fan."

more 100% certified blog cheeze...

1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?

Ivory, even thought I am allergic to most P&G products (skin allergy)

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?

No

3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?

Yes, several most likely immoral and unsavory science experiments are going on in there...I dare not look!

4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?

Yes, some may be in the dishwasher, some may not be...

5. What would you change about your living room?

New carpet or flooring would be nice. We should paint. And rewire the ceiling fans.

6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?

Did two loads last night, and took em out so if there are any dirties in there, then they were just put in.

7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?

No, not a mushroom fan, tho the wife is.

8. White or wheat bread?

White all the way baby!

9. What is on top of your refrigerator?

All sorts of crap. Dust, an old doorstop, cereal, a clock radio that always seems to be 10 minutes fast, etc...etc

10. What color is your sofa?

Well, orginally it was kinda tannish and striped, but it now has a yellow slipcover on it.

11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?

it has lil fishies on it...

12. How many plants are in your home?

none that I know of.

13. How many candles are in your home?

Three from our wedding display are on top of the entertainment center, there are several in the drawer in the kitchen too.

14. Is your bed made right now?

No I am a total slacker in that dept. Plus, today is the day the bed linen gets laundered...

15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?

White with a clear glass carafe, auto drip...

16. Electric or standard can opener?

The electric one I have is a piece of crap so I have three manual jobbers, two of which are multi-taskers.

17. Comet or Soft Scrub?

Both have their uses, but I use Ajax and Soft Scrub, and bleach and...

18. Is your closet organized?

If you saw my house, you'd know the answer..no.

19. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?

I have several, some green, some black w/yellow on them, some red, some white, etc...I have a hurricane lamp and an oil lamp. Remember we had two long term power outages here in StL last year so I gathered quite the collection during those times. I even have some crank ones and the static shaker kind.

20. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?

I have a junk HOUSE! Lift the roof off and see...I is a pack rat.

21. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?

Some glass some plastic, more plastic than glass...

22. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?

I make it by the ton, yes.

23. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?

Full to the preverbial rafters. There is absolutely no room to move in there...

24. Curtains or blinds?

Some curtains some blinds, more blinds than curtains though...

25. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Several, lost count at 4.

26. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?

Yes, I have a touch lamp by the bed. I usually go to sleep w/the TV on too. I have an irrational fear of the dark that I have had since childhood.

27. How many ceiling fans are in your home?

2 now, going to be more when I get the money to purchase and install which will bring the grand total to 5 or more.

28. How often do you vacuum?

I dont know, i dont do the vacuuming, the wifey does that duty.

29. Standard toothbrush or electric?

Standard

30. What color is your toothbrush?

Blue and White

31. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?

Yes, it has a rooster on it and it says WELCOME...

32. What is in your oven right now?

Pots and Pans. For some reason the wife likes to store them there...

33. Is your microwave clean or dirty?

Dirty - it needs replaced soon too...

34. Is there anything under your bed?

dust, cat hair and perhaps a few other cat things. That's their realm...I try not to disturb things there.

35. Chore you hate doing the most?

Mortgage!!!! PAYING THE MORTGAGE!!! BILLS BILLS BILLS!!! Weeding is a close second, as well as dusting.

36. What retro items are in your home?

Everything, since I dont think I have purchased anything relatively new in the past 5 years or so...

37. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?

We do, but we're in the process of changing that to our son's room. We're moving the computers and such into the family area.

38. If you have a yard, who mows it?

my wife mows and my son weeds it (agreement reached three weeks ago...we'll see how long that holds.) I have a grass pollen allergy that makes my arms and exposed skin break out when I mow, so, I try to avoid it, because that forces me to mow in long sleeves and long pants and when its closing on the century mark outside in the heat of the summer, etc..etc..etc....

39. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?

Yellow tile, some catfood from where the kitties have been a bit messy and the canned and dry good groceries from last night that have yet to be put away...and a little kitty litter here and there (we have a covered litter box in the kitchen...

40. How many mirrors are in your home?

Three -- one above the mantle in the front room, one in the hall and one on the medicine cabinet in the bathroom. Wait a minute, only a vampire would ask such a question....<note to self--purchase lots of garlic...>

41. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?

Giant bank of change on the wife's dresser, that's it for right now...

42. What color are your walls?

antique white.

43. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?

none

44. Do you have a peephole in your front door?

Window, diamond-shaped in the door.

45. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?

three attack cats, two attack turtles and several medieval type weaponry....

46. What does your home smell like right now?

musty thanks to the humidity, but, basically like any home that has three cats...it alternates, really...

47. Fave candle scent?

I dont like those perfumy things...

48. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?

Kosher dill spears, and relish

49. Who are in the pictures you displayed?

Family and pets...

50. What colors decorate your bedroom?

antique white walls w/mostly blue bedcoverings...

51. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?

No, one of my main gripes with the home when we first purchased it. And we never seem to have the money to fix this issue too!

52. Ever been on your roof?

Yes, afraid of heights so it was scary to me...

53. Do you own a stereo?

Yes, 2, and a turntable too...

54. How many tvs do you have?

Five

55. How many house phones?

too many (6 or more..)

56. Do you have a housekeeper?

no, sometimes wish we did....

57. What style do you decorate in?

Modern Trailer...(grin!) If there's a style to this, its not something anyone in their right mind would want to repeat..

58. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?

Solid or plaids...

59. Is there a smoke detector in your home?

Yes they all need new batteries.

60. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab?

Wife, Son and animals - everything else's expendable....

61. Do you know how to work your electrical box?

Kinda, Sorta, yeah...

62. What temperature in your home is most comfortable?

75-80 in the day, 70-75 at night, in the summer. 65-70 in the winter.