Mark Your Calendars: Fair Saint Louis and LIVE on the Levee return in 2008!

Thanks to the continued support of corporate and individual sponsors, over 1,000 volunteers, and hundreds of thousands of festival-goers, Fair Saint Louis and LIVE on the Levee will return in 2008. Organizers have announced that the summer celebration will kick off with Fair Saint Louis on Friday, July 4, and immediately lead into LIVE on the Levee starting on Saturday, July 5. The free music, fireworks and fun will continue every Friday and Saturday night through August 1 and 2. Every night will consist of a full slate of activities, including main stage entertainment acts, the Family Fun Village and the spectacular fireworks display in the evening. In addition, there are plans for the return of The Sauce Café every Saturday night during LIVE on the Levee.

Mark your calendar now for the Fair Saint Louis and LIVE on the Levee 2008 dates:

Fair Saint Louis:

July 4, 2008

LIVE on the Levee:

July 5

July 11 & 12

July 18 & 19

July 25 & 26

August 1 & 2

We’ll announce our summer lineup of entertainment in the Spring. In the meantime, let us know if there is a band you’d love to hear by e-mailing us at info@celebratestlouis.org.

Fair Saint Louis…LIVE on the Levee

Where Summer Comes Alive!

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SLOW DANCE

Have you ever watched kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to the rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down.

Don't dance so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't last.

Do you run through each day

On the fly?

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear the reply?

When the day is done

Do you lie in your bed

With the next hundred chores

Running through your head?

You'd better slow down

Don't dance so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't last.

Ever told your child,

We'll do it tomorrow?

And in your haste,

Not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,

Let a good friendship die

Cause you never had time

To call and say,"Hi"

You'd better slow down.

Don't dance so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere

You miss half the fun of getting there.

When you worry and hurry through your day,

It is like an unopened gift..

Thrown away.

Life is not a race.

Do take it slower

Hear the music

Before the song is over.

FW: Nursery rhymes

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little b * stard . MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb #$%!" HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. HEY DIDDLE , DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

YOU SO SMART?

Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher and a few years ago, they held a convention in San Francisco, where several members lunched at a local cafe.

While dining, they discovered that their saltshaker contained pepper and their peppershaker was full of salt. Clearly this was a job for Mensa! How could they swap the contents of the bottles using only the implements at hand without making a mess?

The group debated, formulated theories, and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer. Then, they called the waitress over to dazzle her with their inventiveness.

"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker..."

"Oh," the waitress interrupted. "Sorry about that." She unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

Signs signs...everywhere a sign...

“Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.” (Oslo cocktail lounge.)

“Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.“ (Budapest zoo.)

“Cooles and heates: If you want condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself.” (Hotel air conditioner information, Japan.)

“Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.“ (Nairobi restaurant.)

“No trespassing without permission.” (Nairobi private school.)

“Open seven days a week, and weekends too.” (Aamchi Mumbai restaurant.)

“You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.” (Moscow hotel near a Russian orthodox monastery.)

“Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.” (Zurich hotel.)

“Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.” (Hong Kong dentist.)

“Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.” (Laundry in Rome.)

“Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.“ (Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia.)

“Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.” (Japanese cemetery.)

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:

10.) You are guaranteed to get something in the sack.

9.) If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude.

8.) You can suck on a Tootsie Roll in public and no one cares.

7.) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6.) Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.

5.) If you don't like what you get, you can just go next door.

4.) The police don't care if you turn a few tricks.

3.) You can ride a broomstick that's several feet long.

2.) The more ugly you look the easier it is to get some.

And the number one reason…

1.) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD