Birds of a feather...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing -- they say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’”

“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed.

“But you know,” he continued, regaining his composure, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your birds over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach yours to pray and worship, and your girls are sure to stop saying that naughty phrase in no time.”

“Bless you,” the woman responded, “This may very well be the solution.”

So the next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house and immediately observed that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’

There was stunned silence -- and then one male parrot looked over at the other and said, “Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!”