Signs signs...everywhere a sign...

“Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.” (Oslo cocktail lounge.)

“Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.“ (Budapest zoo.)

“Cooles and heates: If you want condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself.” (Hotel air conditioner information, Japan.)

“Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.“ (Nairobi restaurant.)

“No trespassing without permission.” (Nairobi private school.)

“Open seven days a week, and weekends too.” (Aamchi Mumbai restaurant.)

“You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.” (Moscow hotel near a Russian orthodox monastery.)

“Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.” (Zurich hotel.)

“Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.” (Hong Kong dentist.)

“Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.” (Laundry in Rome.)

“Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.“ (Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia.)

“Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.” (Japanese cemetery.)