the Ology quiz

FOODOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?

A. Bleu Cheese

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?

A. Taco Bell

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?

A. Ponderosa

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?

A. I try to leave 5-10% or a dollar a person served

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?

A: cottage cheese

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?

A. cheese, Canadian Bacon,

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?

A. butter

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?

A. A picture of my son and I

Q. How many televisions are in your house?

A. 3

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?

A. right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?

A. glass

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?

A. I don’t know

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?

A. Charlie

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?

A. yes, by my wife

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

A. then you’d be constantly making plans, no I would not.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

A. I like it the way it is, no

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?

A. light blue

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?

A. Yes

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?

A. my wife says I have saved hers a couple of times…

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?

A. Yes

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?

A. for a hundred, no, it’d have to be higher than that…

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?

A. No body parts would leave my body for any reason…until I am dead

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?

A. yeah, what the heck…

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?

A: yes, but the amounts would be immediately refunded once they saw the pictures…

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?

A. for the sheer amounts of diarreah that would be left behind, I don’t think the world has that much toilet paper and ear plugs for the screams, so, no.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?

A. absolutely not…

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?

A: Wallet

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?

A. yeah, its ok

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?

A: both

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?

A: Stand

Q: Could you live with roommates?

A: have in the past, so, yes

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?

A : none, I will not wear sandals

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?

A: I try to avoid them as much as possible, but, I had an issue with Maplewood’s finest due to a bench warrant for my arrest issued because I didn’t show up for a traffic violation hearing…

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?

A: Grow up? I refuse to so I will never find out…

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8

A: my wife would be if she were on myspace, but she’s not (at least as far as I know…)

LASTOLOGY

Q: Person you talked to?

A. my son Charlie

Q: Last person who called you?

A: bill collector

Q: Person you hugged?

A: my wife

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?

A: 3 and 9

Q: Season?

A: Spring

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?

A: Yes

Q: Mood?

A: exhausted and depressed and tired

Q: Listening to?

A. silence and keyboards typing away

Q: Watching?

A. the skies…keep watching the skies…

Q: Worrying about?

A. losing my house and everything I ever owned because I am a complete failure in bringing home enough money to meet my obligations…

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?

A: the shining place known as the bathroom

Q: What can you not wait to do?

A. find enough money to fend off the creditors and meet my obligations…

Q: What's the last movie you saw?

A : rattatoullie

Q: Do you smile often?

A: as often as circumstances allow…

Q: Are you a friendly person?

A: I try to be…