the most random survey ever...

This may just be the most random survey you've ever taken!!

What is your best friend's Mom's name? in HS it was Virginia, now its Susan (my wife's mom!)

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Beside my nose and on that little jut-out of skin on my upper lip just underneath the nose.

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? French teacher...Miss Hollandsworth...a lotta the guys in class wanted to go to Holland so much, they thought it was worth it....(grin!)

Have you ever made out in a movie theater? kinda sorta yes...

What's the strangest talent you have? I can annoy people...

What's your favorite flavored Pringles? White Cheddar, and gimme STAX please, they are more hearty and hold up better...

Have you ever been tied up? cant say that I have...

Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I parallel park, I'm not afraid...

How many times have you been cussed out? too many times to mention, and for reasons that really didnt warrant it...

Have you ever been to a gay bar? yes, by mistake a couple of times, on purpose once to see and support a friend. I am secure in my sexuality...

Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? cant say that I have any knowledge of such

Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? oh, yeah....

What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I cant say...

Have you ever bitten your toenails? no

How do you normally eat your cookies? with milk, dunked

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? to be honest I have never been...

Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? not by choice, but the cats do get up on the bed and I have awoke a couple of times to being sat on...

How often do you clean out your ears? once every couple of days.

Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? fold...more surface area that way

About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? that has been done to me, not since my freshman year of HS, that has been created by movement, at least a couple times a day...

Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? if you call a personal shaver a foregin object to take out nose hair, then yes...

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? asking for directions from drunk people...

Have you ever been drunk at work? nope

Do you want to bring sexy back? as long as I'm here...it never left!