Be Forwarned!!!

Be Forwarned!!!

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. It is apparently only being passed around at various places of employment throughout the land.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer or WORK. If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely!

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as:

Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract or WINE

or

Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter or BEER

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.