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1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?

Ivory, even thought I am allergic to most P&G products (skin allergy)

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?

No

3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?

Yes, several most likely immoral and unsavory science experiments are going on in there...I dare not look!

4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?

Yes, some may be in the dishwasher, some may not be...

5. What would you change about your living room?

New carpet or flooring would be nice. We should paint. And rewire the ceiling fans.

6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?

Did two loads last night, and took em out so if there are any dirties in there, then they were just put in.

7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?

No, not a mushroom fan, tho the wife is.

8. White or wheat bread?

White all the way baby!

9. What is on top of your refrigerator?

All sorts of crap. Dust, an old doorstop, cereal, a clock radio that always seems to be 10 minutes fast, etc...etc

10. What color is your sofa?

Well, orginally it was kinda tannish and striped, but it now has a yellow slipcover on it.

11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?

it has lil fishies on it...

12. How many plants are in your home?

none that I know of.

13. How many candles are in your home?

Three from our wedding display are on top of the entertainment center, there are several in the drawer in the kitchen too.

14. Is your bed made right now?

No I am a total slacker in that dept. Plus, today is the day the bed linen gets laundered...

15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?

White with a clear glass carafe, auto drip...

16. Electric or standard can opener?

The electric one I have is a piece of crap so I have three manual jobbers, two of which are multi-taskers.

17. Comet or Soft Scrub?

Both have their uses, but I use Ajax and Soft Scrub, and bleach and...

18. Is your closet organized?

If you saw my house, you'd know the answer..no.

19. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?

I have several, some green, some black w/yellow on them, some red, some white, etc...I have a hurricane lamp and an oil lamp. Remember we had two long term power outages here in StL last year so I gathered quite the collection during those times. I even have some crank ones and the static shaker kind.

20. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?

I have a junk HOUSE! Lift the roof off and see...I is a pack rat.

21. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?

Some glass some plastic, more plastic than glass...

22. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?

I make it by the ton, yes.

23. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?

Full to the preverbial rafters. There is absolutely no room to move in there...

24. Curtains or blinds?

Some curtains some blinds, more blinds than curtains though...

25. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Several, lost count at 4.

26. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?

Yes, I have a touch lamp by the bed. I usually go to sleep w/the TV on too. I have an irrational fear of the dark that I have had since childhood.

27. How many ceiling fans are in your home?

2 now, going to be more when I get the money to purchase and install which will bring the grand total to 5 or more.

28. How often do you vacuum?

I dont know, i dont do the vacuuming, the wifey does that duty.

29. Standard toothbrush or electric?

Standard

30. What color is your toothbrush?

Blue and White

31. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?

Yes, it has a rooster on it and it says WELCOME...

32. What is in your oven right now?

Pots and Pans. For some reason the wife likes to store them there...

33. Is your microwave clean or dirty?

Dirty - it needs replaced soon too...

34. Is there anything under your bed?

dust, cat hair and perhaps a few other cat things. That's their realm...I try not to disturb things there.

35. Chore you hate doing the most?

Mortgage!!!! PAYING THE MORTGAGE!!! BILLS BILLS BILLS!!! Weeding is a close second, as well as dusting.

36. What retro items are in your home?

Everything, since I dont think I have purchased anything relatively new in the past 5 years or so...

37. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?

We do, but we're in the process of changing that to our son's room. We're moving the computers and such into the family area.

38. If you have a yard, who mows it?

my wife mows and my son weeds it (agreement reached three weeks ago...we'll see how long that holds.) I have a grass pollen allergy that makes my arms and exposed skin break out when I mow, so, I try to avoid it, because that forces me to mow in long sleeves and long pants and when its closing on the century mark outside in the heat of the summer, etc..etc..etc....

39. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?

Yellow tile, some catfood from where the kitties have been a bit messy and the canned and dry good groceries from last night that have yet to be put away...and a little kitty litter here and there (we have a covered litter box in the kitchen...

40. How many mirrors are in your home?

Three -- one above the mantle in the front room, one in the hall and one on the medicine cabinet in the bathroom. Wait a minute, only a vampire would ask such a question....<note to self--purchase lots of garlic...>

41. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?

Giant bank of change on the wife's dresser, that's it for right now...

42. What color are your walls?

antique white.

43. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?

none

44. Do you have a peephole in your front door?

Window, diamond-shaped in the door.

45. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?

three attack cats, two attack turtles and several medieval type weaponry....

46. What does your home smell like right now?

musty thanks to the humidity, but, basically like any home that has three cats...it alternates, really...

47. Fave candle scent?

I dont like those perfumy things...

48. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?

Kosher dill spears, and relish

49. Who are in the pictures you displayed?

Family and pets...

50. What colors decorate your bedroom?

antique white walls w/mostly blue bedcoverings...

51. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?

No, one of my main gripes with the home when we first purchased it. And we never seem to have the money to fix this issue too!

52. Ever been on your roof?

Yes, afraid of heights so it was scary to me...

53. Do you own a stereo?

Yes, 2, and a turntable too...

54. How many tvs do you have?

Five

55. How many house phones?

too many (6 or more..)

56. Do you have a housekeeper?

no, sometimes wish we did....

57. What style do you decorate in?

Modern Trailer...(grin!) If there's a style to this, its not something anyone in their right mind would want to repeat..

58. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?

Solid or plaids...

59. Is there a smoke detector in your home?

Yes they all need new batteries.

60. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab?

Wife, Son and animals - everything else's expendable....

61. Do you know how to work your electrical box?

Kinda, Sorta, yeah...

62. What temperature in your home is most comfortable?

75-80 in the day, 70-75 at night, in the summer. 65-70 in the winter.