and I didnt bring my harmonica, damn!

Yeah, I got thrown in freakin JAIL last night lads and
lasses, I had a bench warrant out for my stupid butt
from Maplewood because I forgot to go to court for a
traffic violation I protested about almost a year ago
and it landed me in the pokey for about 4 hours before
my dear wife and brother posted bond for me (thank you
both for that!) Stupidity triumphs! Those that know
where I work know that I dont make enough to freakin'
post bond immediately! Who carries $500 in cash?
Freakin cop SEARCHED MY WALLET FOR THE MONEY before he
handed it back to me. Didnt read me my rights or
nothing. Wonderous things abound! I am so pissed but
mostly at myself for all the stupidity. I'm in the
federal fingerprint database now, so, I cant do SHIT
now! There goes all them nefarious plans I had - oh
well. Its all about the BENJAMINS, peeps! Hope
everyone's doing smashingly well out there in 360
country. I'm signing off for now...