reports say...

A new report states that there is now more capital being spent on
breast implants and male enhancers than on Alzheimer's
research, meaning that we'll soon see a growing elderly
population with perky boobs and erections and absolutely
no idea what to do with them…

Mount'n'Do

It was announced today that Viagra will now
be available in liquid form for use as a mixer,
so it will soon be possible for a man to literally
pour himself a stiff one. Obviously the product
can't be labeled a soft drink, but it'll bring
new meaning to cocktails and highballs, so
the new concoction will be marketed as –
Mount'n'Do.