"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call 'The Twilight Zone.'" — Rod Serling
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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!"
"Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess..."
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Woman dies after catching fire during surgery
From the Associated Press wire - 09/17/2009
MARION, Ill. (AP) — An attorney says a Southern Illinois woman died six days after being accidentally set ablaze during an operation at a Marion hospital.
Robert Howerton has been retained by the family of Janice McCall, 65, of Energy. He says the woman died Sept. 8 at a
Howerton says he's requesting records from
The hospital acknowledges in a statement that the flash fire happened but won't offer specifics, citing patient confidentiality laws.
The
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If Seinfeld was about nothing, this is going to be about....ANYTHING!!!! :-D
