a scientific explaination for Ms. Palin

Palinisium:

A major research corporation has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Palinisium. Palinisium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Palinisium is PU.

Palinisium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Palinisium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Palinisium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Palinisium activates FOXadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise(better known as whine), since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Palinisium.

Lyrics to Hey Soul Sister by Train...

Hey Soul Sister

Lyrics by Patrick Monahan

Music by Patrick Monahan, Amund Bjørklund, and Espen Lind.

Performed by the band TRAIN

(c) 2009

Heeey, heeeey, heeeey!

Your lipstick stains

On the front lobe of my left side brains.

I knew I wouldn't forget you,

And so I went and let you blow my mind.

Your sweet moonbeam,

The smell of you in every single dream I dream,

I knew when we collided,

You're the one I have decided

Who's one of my kind.

Hey soul sister,

Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo,

The way you move ain't fair you know.

Hey soul sister,

I don't want to miss a single thing you do...

Tonight.

Heeey, Heeeeey heeeey!

Just in time,

I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me.

You gave my life direction,

A game show love connection, we can't deny-i-i-i.

I'm so obsessed,

My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest.

I believe in you, "Like a Virgin," you're Madonna,

And I'm always gonna want to blow your mind.

Hey soul sister,

Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo,

The way you move ain't fair you know.

Hey soul sister,

I don't want to miss a single thing you do...

Tonight.

Heeey, Heeeeey heeeey!

The way you can cut a rug,

Watching you's the only drug I need.

You're so gangsta, I'm so thug,

You're the only one I'm dreaming of.

You see, I can be myself now finally,

In fact there's nothing I can't be.

I want the world to see you'll be with me.

Hey soul sister,

Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo,

The way you move ain't fair you know.

Hey soul sister

I don't want to miss a single thing you do tonight,

Hey soul sister,

I don't want to miss a single thing you do...

Tonight.

Heeey, Heeeeey heeeey!