a scientific explaination for Ms. Palin

Palinisium:

A major research corporation has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Palinisium. Palinisium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Palinisium is PU.

Palinisium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Palinisium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Palinisium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Palinisium activates FOXadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise(better known as whine), since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Palinisium.