Funny post-its and notes left in history...

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

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Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic

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Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Justin Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada

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Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

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Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely, 1985

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Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely, BP

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Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely, God

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Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,

Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely, Stevie Wonder

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Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely, Sarah Palin

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Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.

Sincerely, Parents Everywhere

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Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely, Superman

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Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies (so true)

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Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely, Alcohol

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Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?

Sincerely, The Mayans

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Dear iPhone,

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely, Every iPhone User

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Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up...

Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore

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Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely, Elephant