butter...butter...paarkaaaay...STOP THAT! Allright boys, take him in!!!
(SCENE: The breakfast table of an average
COP (Irish accent - rugged, gruff and disgusted): Oh dear, it’s a good thing I showed up. Now boy-oh, you cant put that stuff on your pancakes! Give me your wrists, I’m gonna haveta shackle ya and take ya in.
MAN (in disbelief): I swear officer, I didn’t even know it was illegal…it told me it was butter…
COP: Ignorance of the law’s no excuse…(proceeds to rough up MAN, shackles him and takes him to squad car waiting outside…)
ASSOCIATED PRESS via stltoday.com
12/16/2008
House member Sara Lampe said Tuesday that she plans to file legislation repealing
The law restricts the sale, possession or shipment of imitation butter and bans yellow-tinted varieties. Those dealing contraband dairy products can be fined up to $100 and jailed for up to a month.
Lampe, a Springfield Democrat, said the law doesn't make sense anymore.
Enforcement is up to the state Department of Agriculture. And spokeswoman Misti Preston said the butter laws are no longer enforced.
Preston said the regulations likely were created to protect
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