little Susie's sleeping problem...

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

"Tell me Susie," stated the Nun, "who created the universe?"

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Susie.

The Nun said, "Very good!" She continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked, "Susie, who is our Lord and Savior?"

Once again, Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt with his pencil.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, "Very good!" Susie once again fell back asleep.

A little later on, the Nun asked her a third question, since she was giving such enthusiastic answers.

"Susie," the Nun asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Susie was asleep and again, little Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun immediately fainted...