a little BC in the AD...

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives struggling to drag a dead mastodon to the fire area. It was exhausting work and the guys were getting tired just watching them. Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders nearby -- and they got a great idea, which you could still do in those days! So they went and sat on top of those boulders and got much better view of their struggling wives. And that, dear friends, was the first in a series of breakthroughs that led to TV and ultimately the remote control…thus began the war between the sexes....(grin!)