A financial crisis in the land of the rising sun...

Because of the market crash, various Japanese financial interests are seeing hard times...

Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Meanwhile, yesterday, it was announced that...

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song.

Shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks.

Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore...

500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop!

And finally...

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.