more church bulliten funnies...

* The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

* The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

* Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled -- proceeds will be used to cripple children.

* Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered and remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

* Say ‘Hell’ to someone who doesn't care much about you.