doggie haiku...

I

I love my master

thus I perfume myself with

this long-rotten squirrel.

II

Today I sniffed

many dog behinds-I celebrate

by kissing your face.

III

My human is home!

I am so ecstatic I

have made a puddle.

IV

The cat is not all

bad-she fills the litter box

with Tootsie Rolls.

V

My owners' mood is

Romantic. I lie near their

Feet. I fart a big one.