suprising british student test question answers...

Answers supposedly given by 16-year-old British students in fifth form exams…

Geography:

Question - Name the four seasons.

Answer - Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Question - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

Answer - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Biology:

Question - What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

Answer – He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Question - How are the main parts of the body categorised?

Answer – The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominable cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Question - How can you delay milk turning sour?

Answer – Keep it in the cow. (This one got an A!)

Sociology:

Quesiton - What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?

Answer - If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

Question - In a democratic society, how important are elections?

Answer - Very important, because Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.