sometimes you just cant trust lawyers...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his accountant has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His accountant is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place since he wouldn’t hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront him about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. "Ask him where the ten million bucks he embezzled from me is," the Godfather asks gruffily.

The attorney does so and the accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"

"OK! You win!” The bookkeeper signs back, “The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger..."