The Blonde's Happy News....

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck,' and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great! Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more..."

I asked, "What do you mean there's more?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby - We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I had to ask, "How'd you know?"

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart, and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!!!"