senior moments sometimes have their advantages

At 85 years of age, Wally married LuAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Since her new

husband is so old, LuAnne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should

have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband

may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities LuAnne prepares herself for bed and the expected

"knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally,

her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes

leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, LuAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and

it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, LuAnne

consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride,

bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back again,

rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And,

once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride

says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and

so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age that were only good once.

You are truly a great lover, Wally."

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LuAnne and says, "You mean I was here already?"