This really sucks....kinda...

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in
their car. They get to Transylvania, and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of
nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car, and hisses at them
through the windshield. "Quick, quick!", shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on -- that will rid us of the abomination", says Sister
Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking the diminutive Dracula about, but
he clings gamely on and continues hissing at the nuns. "'What shall I do now?" she
shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican",
says Sister Helen. So Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer and Dracula
screams as the water burns his skin, but he soldiers on and exererates his hissing.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine. "Show him your cross", says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking", says Sister Catherine.
And she opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*ck off the car!”