marital infidelity never felt so good.....

A wealthy couple was sitting in an upscale restaurant. Suddenly, a gorgeous
redhead approached the man., walked over to their table and gave him a big, wet kiss
and then walked away.
"And who was that?” asked the wife in a huff. "That's my mistress", the man
proudly replied.
“Fine!” snapped the wife. "That's it!, then I want a divorce!!!"
"Okay,” said the husband, "but you realize that if we do divorce, that means no
more trips to Paris in the spring and no more trips to Miami Beach in the winter. It
means no more Cadillac, no more maids, no more butlers, and it means we have to sell
our 32-room mansion in a depressed market. We'll both have to move out and live in
two smaller houses". The wife sat glowering, arms crossed and right then, a mutual
friend walked into the restaurant with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Who's that with
Jim?" asked the wife.
"That's his mistress", said the husband.
"Ours is prettier,” replied the wife.