applications and the sarcastic wife...

After retiring, Guy goes to the government office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age and he realized he’d come without his wallet.

"I am very sorry," he says, "but I have to go home and come back later, for I have forgotten my wallet."

She said, "Unbutton your shirt."

Guy opened his shirt, revealing my curly silver hair.

"That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," she declared, and she processed his application.

When Guy gets home, he excitedly told his wife about his experience, to which she replied "you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too..."