98 year old Ms Joyce...

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Miss Joyce" the minister responded, "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly."

"Miss Joyce, that is very unusual," he responded. "How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh, Miss Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said into the microphone, "I outlived the bitches..."