Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this!"

She proceeded to stick out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth, pretending to eat them, and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

"What's wrong, honey?" I said.

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"