You might live in Missouri if...

You might live in Missouri if...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Missouri.

If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Missouri.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Missouri.

If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Missouri.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Missouri.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Missouri.