now is the time for all good men to get down and get funky! Part 1

One more in a continuing service of providing advise as to how to get down and get funky in the proper situations…

Now is the time for all good men to get down and get funky! Now, I realize that if all good men got down and got funky, some of them would no longer be considered "good men" by members of more conservative societies in certain parts of this great land of ours, but, if they did, it would make the world such a much better place. Alas, the prospects of all good men getting down and getting funky seems to be remote, but there is hope my friend. In extreme corners of the world, where funkiness is worshipped, many men, good and bad, get down many times a day. And, since funkiness is the religion in the area, they are quite funky. But the process of getting down AND getting funky sometimes violates their mores, and those that do both are usually banished to lonely, desolate islands to die a miserable death in the stomachs of bears. But, still others are given Victoria Crosses and Congressional Medals of Honor for no specific reasons other than they got down and got funky in the proper situations. One must learn when the proper situations are and what to look for to begin the process.