BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in ST. LOUIS.

Subject: BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in ST. LOUIS.

 

St. Louis (MO)--Rams football practice was delayed nearly
Two hours Friday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Scott Linehan immediately
suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
White substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again this season.