WARNING! NEW STD!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in
 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.
 
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas .