from the department of redundancy department, division of repetition...

All, *****Reminder from the reminder department*********

Are you interested in working as redundancy workers? We have immediate openings right now for 25 people to catch us being redundant and remind us of that redundancy. The schedules being offered are 3p-12a or 4p-1a. We are also offering schedules of 4pm-1am and 3pm to midnight. If you are interested in a redundancy schedule, please remind your Supervisor. Schedules will be awarded based on how redundant you really are and your redundancy rankings for June. You must not repeat things, and don’t try to do things over that you have already done. Remind yourself to submit them by Wed July 14th.

Thanks,

WFM Team of WFM Team members