The Geography of the different sexes...

The Geography Of A Woman:
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
and naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like
India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36
and 40 a woman is like France - Gently going but still a warm and
desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia,
lost the war - haunted by past mistakes - massive reconstruction is now
necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders
are unpatrolled & the frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and
70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past
but alas, no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan - most everyone
knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography Of A Man:
Between 15 and 70 a man is like The U.S. under President Nixon -- ruled
by a dick.