It would be worse if she'd accidentally tried to defrag his hard drive in mid-upload....

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway."  He sets his boy on his lap and begins the story.

"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Them I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom, and we met at a cyber-café.  We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we realized that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up window appeared that said "You've got male…"