there's surgery for that, too...

Three ladies, Ethyl, Judy and Margaret were friends. Church, families, everything they did together. Judy was married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy *again*, remarried, to a man named John, and this time, she & John had 5 more children. He died of a coronary arrest while on the toilet a few years back. Judy finally died of old age, after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret, "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied, "I think he means her LEGS, Ethel...."