the latest TRIAL OF THE CENTURY...

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. She brought her husband to the trial. When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches."

"Why did you steal this can of peaches?" the judge asked.

”I was hungry, your honor,” she said.

“How many peaches were in the can?” the judge asked.

"6," she replied.

The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke. “Can I say something?” he asked.

The judge said, "What is it, sir?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas…"