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Thursday, March 05, 2009

teachers vs kids...



TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.


MARIA: Here it is. <points to map at N.A.>


TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America?


CLASS: Maria.


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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"


GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong...


GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


DONALD: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?


DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


WINNIE: Me!


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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?


GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'


MILLIE: I is..


TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'


MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.


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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


HAROLD: A teacher!

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