questions that I ponder about...

http://www.guys-snacks.com/

Back in the day, at one time, at convenience stores throughout parts of the Midwest, this Kansas City based small snack food company sold pre-packaged cellophane bags of roasted and salted peanuts, cashews and almonds proudly displaying their logo and the word “nuts” below it… This raises plenty of questions, some obvious, others, well…

1.) DOESN’T ANYONE EVER LISTEN IN THESE CORPORATE MEETINGS?!?!?!?!?

2.) Would anyone place a display and state that you can walk in their store where they proudly sell these aforementioned products??

3.) Did they do this as a joke?

4.) Was this intentional?

5.) Could you ever display this close to various sanitary products or perhaps male undergarment displays?

6.) If they sold bags of raw potatoes, what would they call them?

7.) What if they were a sports equipment manufacturer, and, say, made baseballs or those that require interior bladders such as footballs, basketballs, soccerballs, Volleyballs, etc., how would the displays read?

8.) Would they ever dare hire scantily clad models cooing lines like “oooh, salty”?

9.) Would they hire Alec Baldwin’s character from several SNL episodes a few years back named Pete Schwette, who made spherical chocolate confections chock full of salty peanuts, cashews, etc. , who would then invite attractive female co-hosts the opportunity to place these confections in their hands and place their tongues upon them to partake in their goodness…

10.) Who really gives a crap??