40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

The fairy spoke, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. That's my wish!"

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment, and then said, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an

opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me!"

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof, the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.....watch what you wish for!!!