Bumper stickers spotted on a California freeway...

BUMPER STICKERS…

1.) Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

2.) Practice Safe Sex, Go ScrewYourself.

3.) Please Tell Your Pants It’s Not Polite To Point.

4.) If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

5.) My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

6.) Thank You For Pot Smoking.

7.) To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.

8.) Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings.”

9.) Horn Broken -- Watch For Finger.

10.) If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.