the wedding test

THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more
than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near
anyone else. One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted
me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, “I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the
door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.