It's the law...

In Alabama:
it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while
operating a vehicle.

In California:
community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it
illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from
playfully jumping over puddles of water.

In Connecticut:
you can be stopped by the police for biking over 65
miles per hour and you are not allowed to walk
across a street on your hands.

In Illinois:
it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to
dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal.

In Iowa:
kisses may last for as much as, but no more than,
five minutes.

In Florida:
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair
dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from
parachuting on Sunday
On Sunday, it's illegal to sing in a public place
while attired in a swimsuit.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the
parking fee has to be paid just as if it were a
vehicle
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of
strapless gown.

In Kentucky:
If you've been been drinking, you're "sober" until
you "cannot hold onto the ground,"
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your
pocket.

In Louisiana:
it's illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the
bank teller -- with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple
assault," while biting someone with your false teeth
is "aggravated assault."