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1.) Are any of your toes on your foot connected?
Yes, they are connected by tendons and ligaments, else they would be just loose bones and flesh. As for webbing or anything like that, no.
2.) Which do you use more: a pen or pencil?
Pencils, definitely. I use pencils at work so much, my supervisor bought me one of those giant pencils as a gag gift once.
3.) Look at your planner for June 30th what if anything do you have planned?
I don’t plan that far in advance.
4.) Do you use toothpaste?
Yes, Colgate Total
5.) What was the last thing you dreamt about?
my wife
6.) What color is you bedroom carpet?
invisible, we don’t have bedroom carpet, its hardwood flooring.
7.) How many passengers does your car hold?
my car (a minivan) holds 8, my wife's car (a station wagon) holds 7 with the rumble seat out.
8.) Have you ever had a black and white cat?
I have one now, his name's Zenith
9.) What is your favorite canned soup?
Chicken with Rice
10.) Do you know anyone who lives in
not directly, but have chatted with a few online
11.) Did you ever go into a room and forget what you went in there for?
all the time
12.) Who is the last baby that you held?
my adopted niece Suzanna
13.) Do you know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner?
at least the first verse (there's three) I am not familiar with the other two.
14.) What is your favorite color?
plaid
15.) What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
Same one I am today
16.) Pick one: Having an STD or sharing a bed with Michael Jackson?
There are many STD’s that are curable, however, since there are many that aren’t, however, you don’t know if MJ has any, and you don’t know which MJ they’re talking about. If it’s the ABC Radio personality, yes, I would share a bed with him, if it’s the King of Pop, I think he’s too needy…
17.) Last time you went to a zoo?
A few months ago. I live less than a mile from the
18.) Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
No, just painted walls. I love wallpaper, so I would love to do something like that sometimes.
19.) Closest thing to you that is plaid?
A box of tissue on my desk
20.) Last person to give you a hicky?
I don’t think anyone ever has to my knowledge
21.) Who is the last person who wrote you a check?
My mother in law for my birthday
22.) How many unframed pictures do you have in your house?
Quite a few
23.) Last time you had a date that began with dinner?
A few months ago I took my wife out to dinner for valentine’s day
24.) Have you ever applied for a job where the waitresses wore short shorts?
They were so short the health inspector made ‘em wear hair nets down there…(thanks Larry the Cable Guy!) No
25.) How many pairs of underwear do you have?
Many, several of which are older than my son (who’s 8!)
26.) Last time you received flowers?
When my dad died last year
27.) Do you play with your hair?
Yes, too much, the wife states this is why my hair is thinning…
28.) Do you take anything in your coffee?
Cream and 5 sugars
29.) Do you have any marshmallows?
Yes, I do, want one?
30.) What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
What, African or European
31.) Is this blog cheese?
Yes, because 1.) It has many holes in it, 2.) it mentions the color yellow, and 3.) it has a slight musky odor…
32.) Last time you used mouthwash?
Sunday – don’t like the taste of it and teeth brushing is usually enough
33.) Would you like to learn to play the harp?
When I get to heaven with the rest of the angels…oh, wait, I’m agnostic…
34.) How many entry ways are there into your living room?
Through the foyer, through the small bedroom, through the hallway, so three…hey wait…
35.) Last thing you read?
Zfrog’s blog
36.) What was the last pageant you attended?
I have never attended a pageant as such.
37.) What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Cecil Whittaker’s Pizzeria on
38.) Ever rode in a limo?
no
39.) What is the last thing you stapled?
My tax returns
40.) Did you ever drink milk & Pepsi together?
Yes, it foams up real nice…
41.) Are your feet ticklish?
yes
42.) Last time you saw fireworks?
Last time I made love with my wife…<KABLAM!> and there’s some on the back porch so before I left for work this morning…
43.) Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
I don’t like Krispy Kreme doughnuts, but people bring them in here at work all the time, so yeah, I have had one in the past. I don’t pass up free…
44.) Who is the last person that drove you some where?
My wife to work when the van was in the shop
45.) Last time you parked under a carport?
I really can’t remember a carport, but I can remember several parking garages. Does Sonic count?
46.) Do you have a black dog?
No but my neighbor has a black
47.) Do you have any A1 in your fridge?
No, and no Grey Pupoun either
48.) Are you a dominating person?
Not really…
49.) Who has the prettiest toes that you know of?
My wife
50.) When is the last time you saw a transvestite?
I don’t saw transvestites in my magic act. My assistant is a real woman…
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