listings on a senior's i-pod

These were the listings discovered on a US Senior's I-Pod:

Herman's Hermits---Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr---I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees-- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever, I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash---I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon---Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores---Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye---Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer---You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations---Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
Willie Nelson---On the Commode Again.