trip to the rodeo

Subject: trip to the rodeo

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their
first stops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went
up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife
playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,
"See ... He mated 50 times last year?... that's almost
once a week.

They walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last
year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and
said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn
a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters, "THIS BULL
MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR." The wife, so excited that
her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,
"That's once a day! You could REALLY learn something
from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask
him if it was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from
critical to stable, and the doctors say after months
of rehab and a couple more surgeries he will likely be okay.