tray up

A flight steward, who put everyone in a good mood while serving food and drinks, was serving a holiday flight. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and said, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brutish engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us back on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat..."Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."