Just why did that chicken cross the road?

Leading philosophers, scientists, and religions have at it…

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest; chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.

Max Planck: Chickens can only cross road in fixed intervals of time, which are multiples of the fundamental time decided by dist, speed and size of chick...and no other times are allowed.

S. Chandrashekhar: Whether the chicken actually crossed the road can only be told by weighing it first and putting an upper limit to the mass in the integral of the road.

Eddington: Only two ppl on this entire earth know how the chicken crossed the road, Einstein and me.

Stephen Hawking: We can explain this by moving the video of the motion of the chicken in the backward direction and study the beginning of its motion.

My Physics teacher: I cannot tell u that, as it is beyond the scope of ur textbook.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads. This brought such occurrences into being.

The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

J. K. Rowling: Somebody might have put the chicken under an imperious curse.

L. Ron Hubbard: It crossed the road because it was clear.