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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

They'd better have some serious money...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models.  I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.  The house I wanted last year is back on the market.  They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.  They will probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.  If it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later!  I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye!  I love you, too."
The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.  He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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